January 2012
“You don’t need a new year to change yourself.”
Well, you don’t need Holloween to be different. You don’t need Thanksgiving to be thankful. You don’t need Christmas to be jolly, and I’m sure as hell that you don’t need your birthday to feel special. For those of you guys who think you don’t need a new year to change yourself, what are you guys...
December 2011
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I think I like giving lap dances as much as I like...
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I’m not going to tell you that I’m not like every other guy, nor am I going to try to prove it to you. That’s for you to figure out for yourself. I’m just gonna be me, and if you end up falling for me then you fell for who I am, not someone who is trying to sweep you off your feet.
I’m not into playing games. I don’t play hard to get, nor will I ever fall for it because if I sense no interest,...
Just because I look young, or I don’t look a certain way, doesn’t mean I’m incapable of doing things.
Don’t underestimate me you discriminating asshole. Don’t be shocked and open your eyes wide in oblivion that someone like me can actually help someone like you. I am perfectly capable of finishing any task you throw my way. If not, I’m perfectly capable of...
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“Go find someone you’re interested in and ask her out on a date.”
You make it sound so easy, but it sounds so easy that it makes me feel like a pussy. When I thought about it, how hard is it to say, “Hey, you wanna grab lunch sometime?” It’s actually not that hard.
…Yeah, it’s not that hard.
I think living on an island makes us lazy. People would drive hours to hangout with someone on the mainland, and I’m here on this rock like, “20 minute drive? Fuck that.”
The only time my door is locked is when...
I’m sleeping naked
I’m fapping
It’s locked right now. (; Haha.
I’m not going to tell you that I’m not like every other guy, nor am I going to try to prove it to you. That’s for you to figure out for yourself. I’m just gonna be me, and if you end up falling for me then you fell for who I am, not someone who is trying to sweep you off your feet.
I’m not into playing games. I don’t play hard to get, nor will I ever fall for...
I made my own guy group.
It’s called FAG (Forever Alone Gangstahs), and I’m the only one in it.
2012 New Years Resolution(s)
Learn to prioritize
Be more organized
Be happy
If you choose to become a stranger, stay a...
D-Rose just said, "GET OFF MY MUTHAFUCKING DICK!"
Feeling lonely?
I’m literally spending Christmas Eve alone. No one is here, and everyone else is spending time with their friends or family.
Still feeling lonely?
I wish I knew how to describe myself to other people better. I can never seem to get deeper than my name, age, and where I’m from.
Where do you guys get your money?
I’m not going to assume that everyone gets it from their parents, but I’m amazed to see many of you guys dropping bills like it’s nothing.
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I love it when people compliment me on my music.
I can care less about being cute, nice, or whatever. I mean, it feels good to be complimented on, even though I might deny it, but looks and personally may never stay constant. It can change over time. Music, on the other hand, is forever.
I swear...
If I hear Feliz Navidad at work one more time, I’ll start knocking shit off the shelves.
More girls need to stop thinking that every guy just wants to get it in.
Negativity, get that shit away from me.
I've always wondered if I'm good at sex.
Sometimes I feel like asking after we do the do. Lol
I just want to surf, fuck, and party.
If it wasn't for the words "just kidding," I'd get...
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